My German Grandpa

My old German grandpa was born in 1902. He grew up in the small German farming village of Hubertus, Wisconsin.

Of course he is dead now.

My German grandpa, who could speak fluent German, grew a large garden and made homemade dill pickles, pies, and an assortment of jams and jellies. I fondly remember the days where he slapped an old hat on my head and we went out to the field behind the backyard with Queenie the dog to pick currants. I usually stood in front of the the currant bush and slowly picked off the berries and stuck most of them in my mouth instead of in the bucket.

He would also give me glasses of well water from the tap. He said it was better than city water which was flouridated. He explained that they used to use flouride to kill the rats.

We would sometimes watch old movies together. He was fond of Mae West and W.C. Fields. W.C. Fields kind of resembled my grandpa.

Mae West and W.C. Fields in My Little Chickadee

Once while watching an old 1940s movie he started scoffing at a male movie stars hands. Perplexed, I asked him what was wrong with the guy’s hands.
He looked at me like he couldn’t believe what I was saying.
“His hands are lily white! And look how soft they are! That man hasn’t worked a day in his life!”  He was totally disgusted.

He taught me how to play 8 ball on the slate pool table with leather pockets in the basement. He said I was a good shot and let me win.

I think of my grandpa when I look at Jared Kushner’s face and hands. I just know my grandpa would have laughed at him. So I knowingly nod to my grandpa and all my ancestors. This man is a complete dipshit, I say. He hasn’t worked a day in his life.

And never will. But he will clean up on all fake wars and all the days we have worked in our lives over the fake fiat currency these people love.

So screw them. Let’s have a good laugh and imagine them trying to farm.

We all have a good laugh at Jared and his fake Jew wife, Ivanka, staring at the dirt in their prissy clothes and manicured nails. Crying.

Jared and Ivanka Trump

Me and all the ancestors smile at this vision.  Can you imagine Jared and Ivanka farming? Or doing anything?  #haha

One day my grandpa died and we all went to his funeral. He lay in a casket and had a smile on his face and was clutching a rosary. Which was odd because he never smiled. Or clutched a rosary. I did see him kneeling and praying by his bed once.

I then realized my real grandpa was gone.

One day my grandma said to me, while she was still alive, that we should go put flowers on my grandpa’s grave. I told her that grandpa probably would like some dill on his grave and would appreciate this special offering, since he loved to grow cucumbers and make dill pickles.

She looked at me totally disgusted…Maybe it was a Catholic thing…

But I just know my grandpa would be smiling at me and would have appreciated the gesture.

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Corporations are People Too!

Here we see Eric Prince getting accolades from the Catholic Church for his stance on Civilian Warriors and Citizens United.

Eric is a fan of the fascist state.

Eric, not content with being a Prince, wants also to be a soldier of Christ. An apostle as he puts it.

Maybe this is why he made the Mercenary company of Blackwater, which mainly likes to kill people in other countries and steal all their resources. Apparently this is what an Apostle of Christ does.

But if the killing gig didn’t work out, he was also thinking of teaching high school history and economics. Something he knows quite a bit about, having experienced it first hand.

Here we see the Catholic Church and another fascist fan of the corporate state, Adolph Hitler.  The Weimar Republic Jews apparently were making a mess of Germany, and Adolph got very very mad with them.

The Catholic Church is great friends and fans of Fascists. And Child Abusers.

Somewhere in Time: It seems the Gay Zionist Pedophile Nazis always meet and fall in love. Switch sides and do it again.

Eric is from Holland, Michigan.

Holland is full of Dutch Migrant Christian Reformists, some of whom like to drink beer in their basements on Sundays because they don’t want their fellow Christian Reformists to see them.

Dutch Migrant Settlers in Ethnic Dancing Costume/Clothing Participating in Street Blockade Ritual

Sometimes they even watch ball games with their beer.

Eric is also a fan of the Pinkertons, who liked to “…infiltrate unions, supply guards, keep strikers and suspected unionists out of factories, and recruit goon squads to intimidate workers.”

I AM the Indiana Jones of the CIA. Got any artifacts?

The North-Western Police Agency, later known as the Pinkertons, was formed in a Masonic Hall in Chicago, Illinois in 1850.

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