American Jabba the Slut Buys Presidents

Here we see Sheldon Adelson. Affectionately known as Jabba the Slut.

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Sheldon ‘Jabba’ Adelson

We think that the character in Star Wars was modeled after him.

Another Jabba

Another Jabba

He does a LOT of bad things like Jabba did. Like engage in buying American politicians/presidents when he is not actively participating in the sex trade, gambling and other such nefarious activities.

He hides out in Macau, China.

Check here for a whole list of derelict presidential wannabe ass kissers. We even see that infamous Michigan Governor Rick Snyder, aka one tough nerd is front and center.

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Michigan Governor Rick Snyder, aka one tough clown

American Politics is a joke. Isn’t it Rick? How’s that Flint Poison Water Crisis coming along that you’ve managed to royally f*** up? You and your derelict and corrupt Michigan Department of Environmental Quality (MDEQ)  buddies?

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